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Why BOOk ME?

Maria is a Pensacola-based singing comedian known for musical comedy, songs and stories about dating, funny situations and growing older.

Her PG-13 material includes parodies and original songs about dating, corporate work and ready to retire.

Maria is a Florida-based Gen X musical comedian with stories and songs about dating after divorce, the corporate world and

"She’s just so likeable."

Leslie Norris Townsend
Comedy Producer

"She’s such a unique talent. I love the music in her act."

David Longval
Owner, Everything is Funny

"awesomely good!"

Comedy Fan

"Such a precious soul. Very Talented"

Jerry Harvey, Comedian

"That is the most creative song."

Lisa Miller, VP Creative Razor